My parents said that if we jumped while on a plane, the plane would keep going and we would go flying backward and slam into the rear wall. It worked for years and kept us sitting quietly in planes until my older brother made me try to jump. bigredfaithful / Reddit
My mom had her 6 kids trained to only buy things that were on sale. I believed that if an item wasn’t “on-sale” it wasn’t “for sale.” jacksonjeep / Reddit
Parachutes are formed by keeping backpacks closed for a long enough period of time. If it as opened, it would disrupt the process, like a caterpillar’s cocoon being prematurely opened. I waited for 4 months. I guarded that backpack with my life and screamed at anyone who ALMOST opened it. I found out that my dad was not to be trusted on all matters parachute when I jumped off a playset with my finely aged backpack. iaiftw / Reddit
My mom showed the video of me being born in reverse and said that that’s what happens to children who misbehave. lawlsquid / Reddit
When I was little, my mom told me that boogers were tiny pieces of my brain and I would get dumber and dumber each time I picked them. Cats_are_just_ok / Reddit

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