25+ Deep Shower Thoughts That Are Total Truth Bombs

While showers make you sing your favorite songs out loud, they also make you ponder some existential thoughts. Sometimes these musings can be so exceptional that they make you feel like a genius. We’ve compiled a few shower thoughts below for you that will make you wonder, “Why haven’t I thought of that before?”

• “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?” — © W0rdn3rd / Reddit
• As a kid, my parents taught me to not believe everything I saw on TV, and now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on social media. © Unknown author / Reddit
• Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your smart device. © Unknown author / Reddit
• When you say “Forward” or “Back,” your lips move in those directions. © ManOfProto / Reddit

• When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me. © Rhythman / Reddit
• Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday. © skidvicious03 / Reddit
• People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life clickbait. © Wyndmusic / Reddit
• Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go. © drain65 / Reddit

• My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. © RAYMOND_SCOTT / Reddit
• Nothing is on fire, fire is on things. © GuitarPerson159 / Reddit
• If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time. © hobbitfeets / Reddit
• It’s sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point. © Biscuinis / Reddit

• I don’t know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life. © ShayminKeldeo421 / Reddit
• When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up. © zjb55446 / Reddit
• The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown. © ManGood2002
• Being a real grown-up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner. © sarahp1988 / Reddit
• The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privilege. © EvenSK / Reddit

• A baby born in a vehicle is the only type of person who can exit them more often than they enter them in their life. © pufballcat / Reddit
• Stores asking you to tip at the checkout is the same as if customers randomly asked businesses to lower the price at the register. © mostly_browsing / Reddit
• April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true. © kellenbrent / Reddit
• 1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016. © the_ordertaker / Reddit
  

• Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed. © p**pypiratemcgee / Reddit
• Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”? © Unknown author / Reddit
• Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house. © MrCSquared / Reddit

What are some shower thoughts you’ve had that you believe will change the world someday? Share with us in the comments!