Find Out Which Red Panda You Are
The funny and cheerful red panda is a mascot of our editorial. To celebrate the funniest day of the year, April 1st, we prepared a comical test that will help you find out whether this red panda is hiding among our readers.
Look closer at your friends and relatives and 5-Minute Crafts will tell you what to pay attention to to spot the panda.
Workaholic-panda
Needs: Completing quarterly plans.
Habitat: Mainly at work, sometimes goes to sleep in his individual shelter.
Skills: Finishing their assigned tasks during their free time.
Internet-panda
Needs: Wi-Fi password, charging station for the phone, and a PC.
Habitat: Places with a good a Wi-Fi signal, usually close to routers and sockets.
Skills: Doesn’t let gadgets out of their hands, can refresh social media newsfeed endlessly, nothing can hide from them on the internet.
Panda-parent
Needs: Sleep.
Habitat: Individual shelter where she is raising one or several kids.
Skills: To get enough sleep within that one rare minute when it occurs.
Party-goer-panda
Needs: Fun.
Habitat: Various parties and fun events.
Skills: Never-ending entertainment. No one knows what they live for and where they work because they are always partying.
Gardener-panda
Needs: Planting a garden.
Habitat: Mainly suburban areas. In the cold season, they can be based in their own home with small plants on the windowsill.
Skills: Plants every inch of the ground with anything possible to plant.
Cat-loving-panda
Needs: Adopting cats because there can’t be too many cats.
Habitat: Normally their own shelter or around its premises.
Skills: Finds cats everywhere. If they manage to catch a cat, bring it home and surround it with love.
Sweet tooth-panda
Needs: Various sweets, from candies to cakes.
Habitat: Confectionery, departments of sweets in grocery stores.
Skills: Eats so many more sweets than an ordinary person can because sweets are small joys.
Shopaholic-panda
Needs: Shopping.
Habitat: Shopping centers, boutiques, handmade fairs, sales, online stores, marketplaces.
Skills: Goes to buy one blouse and returns with a fully renewed wardrobe, always with lots of bags in both hands, having additionally placed several orders online.
Fitness-panda
Needs: Protein for growing muscles.
Habitat: Gyms, swimming pools, fitness studios, sports grounds.
Skills: Training at any time of the day to be fit for summer.
Blogger-panda
Needs: Taking selfies, making videos.
Habitat: Internet sites and social media.
Skills: Lives in a virtual world better than in the real one.
Gamer-panda
Needs: Access to virtual games.
Habitat: VR
Skills: Fights in the shape of a troll for days, builds an empire in the Middle Ages, and other talents depending on the theme of the games they play.
Driver-panda
Needs: Driving somewhere.
Habitat: A car that this panda has already become unified with because they spend a lot of time behind the steering wheel.
Skills: Understands the vehicle better than people; drives for a long time, the further the better.
Home builder-panda
Needs: Keeping the shelter clean and cozy.
Habitat: Personal shelter.
Skills: Wins an everyday fight against dirt, mess, and an empty fridge.
Lucky-panda
Needs: Constant flow of good luck.
Habitat: Everywhere
Skills: It’s this panda that occupies the last lot at parking, gets the last item on sale, books the last free table in your favorite cafe, etc.
Gossiping-panda
Needs: Information.
Habitat: Located in different places, can be your neighbor or colleague.
Skills: Learns information about everyone faster than everyone.
Mother-in-law-panda
Needs: Unfortunately, it seems these pandas are only interested in your personality and the things that you do.
Habitat: It’s likely that some of them are already in your home.
Skills: Invulnerability, nothing can stop them. If something is done “this way” at home, it will transform into “it should have been done that way” if they are present at home.